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kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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kwp:

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

25 minutes ago with 6,570 notes

sovietnam:

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23 hours ago with 42,262 notes

s-video:

mutuals click on any object in my room and i’ll tell you all about it

23 hours ago with 19,820 notes

circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

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Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

23 hours ago with 63,465 notes

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

fictional content: here is prince charming perfect man, he is so handsome

me: hmm suspicious. bye 

fictional content: here is trash slob man nasty rat hair he doesn’t shower much? i don’t think

me: ok, i drink that

this only applies to fictional guys bc they usually still look good and i can’t actually smell them 

23 hours ago with 6,997 notes

beheeyem:

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23 hours ago with 10,585 notes

chemtrailmix:

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

23 hours ago with 30,721 notes