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that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
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kwp:
child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*
parent: gotta insult it
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mutuals click on any object in my room and i’ll tell you all about it
23 hours ago with 19,820 notes

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY
JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”
Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
23 hours ago with 63,465 notes

fictional content: here is prince charming perfect man, he is so handsome
me: hmm suspicious. bye
fictional content: here is trash slob man nasty rat hair he doesn’t shower much? i don’t think
me: ok, i drink that
this only applies to fictional guys bc they usually still look good and i can’t actually smell them
23 hours ago with 6,997 notes


with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
23 hours ago with 30,721 notes
